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Wonderful English words from around the world

in Konfetti 02.08.2011 16:42
von Merkur • 190 Beiträge

Einige lustige Ausdruecke in English.

In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


Fortsetzung folgt!


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Wonderful English words from around the world (Fortsetzung)

in Konfetti 02.08.2011 16:55
von Merkur • 190 Beiträge

on the main main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: IF THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kenya:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cementry:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.


Merkur


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR...

Aussage dieser Notiz:
Nachdem du von dem Wein getrunken hast, gibts keine Hoffnung mehr fuer dich

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Wonderful English words from around the world (Fortsetzung2)

in Konfetti 02.08.2011 17:14
von Merkur • 190 Beiträge

In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVENTED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMENTERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT USELESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Merkur


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR...

Aussage dieser Notiz:
Nachdem du von dem Wein getrunken hast, gibts keine Hoffnung mehr fuer dich

nach oben springen

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Wonderful English words from around the world (Fortsetzung 3)

in Konfetti 02.08.2011 17:27
von Merkur • 190 Beiträge

Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPERTY OF ENTERTAINIG GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAR THE LOBBY BE USED FOT THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisment for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

A lundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

A sign in an Alabama Motel:
WIVES FIRST NAMES TO BE REGISTERED AT CHECK-IN, EVEN IF SOMEBODY ELSE'S WIFE.


Merkur


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR...

Aussage dieser Notiz:
Nachdem du von dem Wein getrunken hast, gibts keine Hoffnung mehr fuer dich

nach oben springen


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